Do you do PowerPoint? = We’re morons and can’t figure out how our competition’s presentation looked so good. They used PowerPoint and changed their demo right up until the last second.
We want an interactive piece = We want a Power Point with Anti aliased letters but we still want to be able to change it up until the last second just like PowerPoint.
And do you do Web Sites? = We want a Power Point on the *net* (ed: oops clients call it *the web*) with aliased letters but we still want to be able to change it up until the last second just like PowerPoint.
Can we make a brochure = We want a Power Point on a single page with Anti aliased letters and color images but we still want to be able to change it all up until the last second just like PowerPoint and still get it on press ready for the AM even thought the blue ink takes 2 days to dry.
Can we do a video? = We want a Power Point with *moving* Anti aliased letters with our customers and CEO spewing sound bites but we still want to be able to change it up until the last second just like PowerPoint and then can you make a hundred VHS copies for tomorrow?
We want to do a corporate training program to help roll out our new product = It would work as 1 page description but PowerPoint gets the point across so much better because Bob, our trainer, is such a good speaker and will read us each point on the screen because we forgot how to read as dictated by our corporate charter. Bob wants to be able to change it up until the last second using all the features of PowerPoint including slide on and dither dissolve.
We’d like help with our Positioning = Can you teach our CEO to use a computer so that he will be able to make changes (ed: ruin it) to all your material that we paid up the wazoo for up until the last second using PowerPoint.
Make it look more friendly = Change all the type from Arial to Comic Sans.
Make it look like Marketing did it = Change all the Comic Sans to New Times Roman.
Make it look more corporate = Change all the type from New Times Roman to Arial.
We need to send a report to our investors = Using PowerPoint make graphics that look like this:
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