So this guy dies. He promptly goes to the pearly gates where St. Peter lets him in. Just after he passes the plane eternal a guy drives by in an expensive sports car which proceeds to double park in a handicap spot. the guy gets out revealing that he’s not disabled in any way.

“Sheesh, Steve Jobs hasn’t been dead for a day and he’s pulling that stuff up here already?!”

St. Peter said “oh, that’s not Steve. that’s God. He thinks he’s Steve Jobs.”